Pulled from official art — trading card game Binder. Great for Themes.
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
Everyone who says Sakura is useless because she doesn’t fight go tell a real life military medic they’re useless.
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oh wow this is the best thing for me. I have a better diet though, the website is www.fuckoff.com/shutthefuckup
so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
DAY 4 of Mericcup Week: Oddball
Merida thought they escaped inconspicuously enough. She was wrong.
AU where Hiccup is one of the suitors, and happens to be the only person to catch Merida sneaking out of the castle. To his surprise, she is accompanied by a bear — who happens to be Queen Elinor herself! They’re off to find a cure, and he’s more than willing to help.